Movie Quotes: Bridget Jones: The Edge of Reason

Friends, they spend years trying to find you a boyfriend, but the moment you get one, they instantly tell you to dump him.
- Bridget

"I am totally fabulous."

"I am totally f*cked!"

One minute you're close at someone at anyone else in the whole world.
Next minute, you never going to see them again.
- Bridget

You have absolutely no messages.
Not a single one. 
Not even from your mother.
- Answering Machine

Oh God, I'm not going to get married.
Now my sorting mom and dad are doing it twice.
- Bridget

"The end is nigh."
- Placard

... that I love him.. always have.. always will.
- Bridget