Movie Quotes: Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events

I am sorry to say that this is not the movie you'll be watching.
The movie you are about to see, is extremely unpleasant.
If you wish to see a film about a happy little elf,
I'm sure there is too plenty of seating in theater number 2.
However, if you like stories about clever and reasonably attractive 
orphans, suspicious spies, carnivorus leeches, italian food, and secret
organizations, then stay. 
- Lemony Snicket, Narrator


Mr. Poe: Children, I'm afraid I must inform you that.. 
extremely unfortunate event. 
I'm very very sorry to tell you this 
but your parents perished in a fire destroyed your entire home.
Lemony: If you have ever lost someone very important to you,
then you already know how it feels, and if you haven't,
you cannot possibly imagine it. 


I don't know if you ever noticed this,
but first impressions are often entirely.. wrong.
- Lemony


Sanctuary, is a word which the heir means, 
a small safe place in a traveling world.
Like an oasis in a vast desert, or an island in a stormy sea.
The Baudelaire's joy that evening in a sanc they had built together, 
but in their hearts they knew that the traveling world,
lay just outside, a world which I'm sad can be describe 
in two dismal words.
- Lemony


And if their guardian can't rescue them,
and they, would rescue, their guardian.
- Lemony


This story is about the Baudelaire's and they are sort of people
who know that there's always something.
Something to invent, something to read, something to bite
and something to do to make a sanctuary, no matter how small.
- Lemony