Movie Quotes: Lovesick

love.sick
(luv'sik')
adjective

1. So deeply affected by love 
as to be unable to act normally.
2. Exhibiting a lover's yearning.

"We all go a little crazy when we fall in love.
It's nothing new...
It's no different today.
Doesn't matter who you are.
Nobody safe.

You get a text message from a significant other
with one exclamation point
when you expected three exclamation points
and the next thing you know
you're right off the cliff
descending fast into crazy valley.

But then after the misunderstandings cleared up
you bounced back.
You realize you were just acting silly
and you get back to being in love.
But there are some people who are different.
The truly lovesick get it much worst."
- Jason

"The only thing I love more than coffee, is You."
- Michelle

"But if there's one thing I've learned it's that
all these things can be true about a guy
and he still can be completely and utterly
out of his mind..."
- Jason

Charlie: I'm tryin' to help her.
Jason: Charlie, it's a little heavy for a five year old.
Charlie: It's never too early to start learning about the dangers of love.

Thanks for the offer but I'm retiring from that aspect of my life.
Effective immediately.
- Charlie

Charlie: The key is just for emergencies
what you're doing breaking and entering.
Lester: What am I suppose to do?
Every time I knock you don't answer.

Have you seen When Harry Hate Sally?
Charlie: ..I miss that one.
Lester: Oh, let's watch it then.
It answers ancient question
can two friends go down on each other
and still be friends at morning?
Charlie: Why don't you go home and watch it
and tell me what conclusion they come to.
Lester: I enjoy watching p*rn more or with somebody else.

You know I don't get it
we're both home with tubes on
we're eating cereal.
we're so harmonious doing it together.
- Lester

Charlie: This... is mind blowing.
Jason: Whoa, easy man, this is great news!
You're wrong about your other girlfriends
it wasn't you versus some other dude
it was you versus your own mind.
Charlie: So I'm not a loser with women but I'm nuts.
...I just packed it in
Jason: No, Charlie, you can do this.
You can fall in love and not go crazy.

Big part of love is acceptance.
- Timmy's mom

Charlie: And I thought that having self-awareness would change things.
Damn, was I wrong.
Katherine: That's what we call insight fallacy
just because a patient has self-awareness about something
doesn't mean they can automatically change it.
Yeah, I mean, to a certain extent it's out of your control.
It's like someone try to quit a drug addiction.

Charlie: So have you ever been diagnose as being insane?
Lester: Diagnose? No.
Charlie: But it safe to assume you've had some sanity issues.
Lester: Very safe, yes.
Charlie: This I can't figure out.
How can you differentiate between
when you're being crazy versus
when something crazy is actually happening to you?
Lester: Brother, I, I resolute that one everyday of my life.
But I will say this, just because you're crazy
doesn't make you immune from crazy things happening to you.
Charlie: That's exactly the way I see it.