Siri: You know, I always said he was really a sweet guy,
and like the perfect first boyfriend,
like the way a college boyfriend should be.
Aura: So basically you're sayin' that I wasted 2 years
of my life on a 'skeptic bummer man'
Siri: No, ... is never complete waste of time.
I never think about my 20's, and I absolutely don't look back.
Ashlynn: Shalom. Haba, haba.
Aura: Hi, really good to see you.
Ashlynn: Good to see you too. You look so pretty.
Aura: Oh, are you serious?
Thought this outfit just screams like "I've been in Ohio for 4 years,
take me back to your dirty apartment and have s*x with me?"
Ashlynn: No, you look great, you look so special.
And I saw that you're in this less stripper video, took like 400 hits.
Charlotte: I think you're a genius.
You should be on Saturday Night Live,
or maybe something wore early your kimono,
when you're just movin' through a gallery,
and everyone's watchin' you.
Aura: No way, they're all's my mom's racket.
I don't know what I'll be.
Charlotte: Is Siri makin' you get a job?
Aura: She's not makin' me, you know I'll probably be should
Charlotte: My psycho-phone says this,
"there's no such thing as should,
plus no one financially independent until they're at least 25, or even 30!"
What do you think you'll do?
Aura: I'm really mature but every time I come in to your room,
I wanna sleep in your bed.
Siri: Well you can sleep here if I'm here,
you just can't sleep here if I'm not here.
Aura: So in you and Nadine are visiting cultures the next week,
I can't sleep in here?
Siri: That is correct.
Aura: What's the difference?
Siri: You need to be invited, I have to invite you to come in.
Aura: Like a vampire?
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